We’ve all been there— you’re going down your list of people to shop for, checking it twice and crossing people off, when you stumble upon him: the guy who left you on read after two fun, if not exceptional, dates and one shared milkshake. Your stomach sinks as you rack your brain for something to get this ephemeral fellow. Never fear! We have done the hard work of finding him the perfect present. 😉
Thank You bag shirt
This shirt is perfect for him, because it lets the world know he is a plastic bag of a human, and also simply says: thank you, next.
He needs to expand his horizons, so we picked out two easy classics. The Dr. Seuss ‘Did I ever tell you how lucky you are?’ because clearly he didn’t realise how lucky he was to have dated you and the Little Skeletons Drawing book so he can create some “mini me’s”.
Let him show the world who he really is.
A New Phone
Clearly he hasn’t been contacting you because he lost his phone! To solve that, we found two stylish phone replacements: a classic Fisher Price phone or this Minnie Mouse phone.
Letter Writing Kit
On the other hand, like many ghosts, he might consider a phone too “new-fangled” to use, and would really appreciate this beautiful stationery, as well as a nice pen.
If he’s more of a shy ghost and prefers subtle ghost decoration, these accessories are perfect!
Boys’ Tears Phone Case
Last but not least, this phone case to remind him that he should be crying over you every time he tries to text someone new.
We hope this practical gift guide solves some of your holiday woes!